This story kind of reminds me of this joke my dad told me last night: how do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? hand her a snow shovel. get it? that's totally WRONG. shoveling snow is de...

oh don't get me started on femal jokes.. i have tons.. and i love them here's one : What do you do when your dishwasher stops working ? You SMACK HER

How about this one: Why are womens feet so small?? Cause they fit better under the sink!

Och - i dont have small feet rofl

How about this one? A blonde and a brunette jump off a building...who lands first? The brunette, cause the blonde had to stop and ask for directions!!!! HAHAHA

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

awwww, poor mike...your so sick that ur delirioius....you find GIACOMO funny! hahahah i kill me.

Haha, that was rough.

im still reeling from the blonde brunette joke rofl

Take long deep breaths!

LOL...that reminds me of this joke... A blonde goes to get her hair done at a salon and she is wearing head phones w/ a discman and she walks in and sits down, she is all ready to get her hair d...