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mandie Dec 6, 2001

This story kind of reminds me of this joke my dad told me last night: how do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? hand her a snow shovel. get it? that's totally WRONG. shoveling snow is de...

tpham Dec 6, 2001

oh don't get me started on femal jokes.. i have tons.. and i love them here's one : What do you do when your dishwasher stops working ? You SMACK HER

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

How about this one:

Why are womens feet so small??

Cause they fit better under the sink!

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nine9starOG 2001

Och - i dont have small feet rofl

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

How about this one?

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building...who lands first?

The brunette, cause the blonde had to stop and ask for directions!!!! HAHAHA

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

awwww, poor mike...your so sick that ur delirioius....you find GIACOMO funny! hahahah i kill me.

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Very funny Gianna, that was low...hey I can be funny...Im serious!!

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

Hey... i think he is funny ALL the time... you ROCK man!

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Thanks Man...someone supports my humor here!! You ROCK more rock supastar!!

magnum magnumOG 2001

Haha, that was rough.

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nine9starOG 2001

im still reeling from the blonde brunette joke rofl

magnum magnumOG 2001

Take long deep breaths!

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

LOL...that reminds me of this joke...

A blonde goes to get her hair done at a salon and she is wearing head phones w/ a discman and she walks in and sits down, she is all ready to get her hair done, so the hair dresser says: "Can you take your headphones off, I need to finish your hair do" and the blonde was like, Im not sure if Im going to be ok...the hair dresser-now a little stumped-said "You'll be fine, trust me" then the blonde proceeded to remove the headphones, and after the hairdresser was done, she asked, "HOw does that look?" but the blonde never responded, In fact she was dead...the hair dresser was in shock, and didnt know what happened. When she looked a the CD Player, it had Bush in it and the song that was playing on repeat was "BREATH IN, BREATHE OUT"

I love that one...LOL!!!!

come on guys.... these comments have NOTHING to do with the story. STOP IT!!

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