did anyone see the boy with the tail? how about the ticket guy? what a charmer! i asked him if he always spoke smut around ladies

i asked him if he was free next weekend at all

and his response?

he was about to answer when i batted him with a pipe over his bald crusty the clown head

sorry i missed that did you mark his head up with his sharpie too?

stupid sharpie i had one in my car, i could have gotten in for FREEEEEE

hahaha did you have a blue one

no it was black but i doubt it REALLY would have mattered, ok...i met these girls over the weekend who were convinced gianluca was the man of their dreams...so weird

are you serious?? did you hook it up for him