i have an idea. why not use this opportunity to re-negotiate your contract? say that you need to work in america, preferrably in manhattan. yes. (on an annoying note, are you invited to samantha's ...

yay! and we get an apartment and i give you all the double stuff you want.

I SOOO Wanna do that! But seriously the only way Im gonna be allowed in your country is if I marry a citizen or live with a family and be an Au Pair...and English Au Pair's dont go down too well th...

well you can always marry me... but you'd have to repay me for getting you into this country, by cooking and cleaning for me.all the time.

wow, that reminds me of this one old brother i used to know who ALWAYS told me i should go to a poor country and marry a girl there. He was like they have dirt floors, she'll be happy with whatever...

you know you write exactly how you talk. just like carl. do i do it too? i am wondering.