i once called Napoleon "Nappy". because of his hair. you know he wore a doo-rag? I did a major thesis statement on this. i didn't do well, as you could probably imagine.

that's the first time i saw the word 'doo-rag' spelled out...

i think it's spelled du-rag

I think NOT! Get your Do-Rag here.

the world will never know. i went to the mall today, and i saw it spelled du-rag. i have no clue wat to believe

What mall are you going to? More specifically, what store? Do they have this giant display of du-rags?

you mean du-rag do-rags...

i always thought it was spelled dew-rag because it soaked up all the sweat. im kinda glad its not that

what are you trying to say? That the people who wear these "do-rags" sweat alot? Hoooooo hoooo, boooy, you are stepping on thiiiin ice

i thought they were to protect from chafing

theyreto keep your hair protected, especialy if you are trying to protect your waves

oh, so it's do as in hair-do then?

ohhhh that makes sense!!

tina will FINALLY be able to sleep tonight! hey tina did you know that if you drop a clock into a black hole, it ticks slower and slower because time slows down, but if you were holding the clock, ...

wow! im so impressed (this is being said the a sarcastic undertone)

dude! come on. you could not explain relativity, if asked. i can. go practice driving.

woooooow you just dissed my DRIVING skillz?! eh its kool.

This is a real conversation, circa 2001. Tina: Dan, you drive. Dan: Why, I'm not sure where we're going. Tina: Umm. You have to drive. Dan: Why? Tina: I can't tell you. Dan: Ar...

hahahahaha you crack me up so! did that conversation ever happen? i dont remember it, but it could have....

dude! are you kidding! that was the night you told me WHY you couldn't drive for...a while. because they took away your license. and you were happy because you got a new photo on your license out o...

and while we're on the subject, where is the front VW emblem that used to be on your car???

its THERE! :-p

i've never seen it. i want proof. maybe you stole it from cerrato's car.

haha no i got my hood fixed... stupid non moving car in front of me...

ever hear of BRAAAAKES?

ever hear of "dan SHUT UP" hahahahaha i love ya dan

yo that's just not right ok how about this, remember the day i taught jahanna to drive stick on matt's jetta and i ran over a curb? and he didn't notice?? whew.