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ok4now ok4nowOG 2002

that's what moms are for

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

i wish, but she doesnt cook me breakfast anymore

flyingfree1125 flyingfree1125OG 2001

perhaps thats because ur 19 years old....

malibu malibuOG 2001

oh my. you are an old man. you might as well die right now.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

mine does but only on sunday's

togatweeter togatweeterOG 2003

don't worry bro. dude, you know wat's cool tho? they have directions on some food cans and boxes! i never knew that! my mom made me Progresso soup the other day and i was watchin her make it and i thought it involved a huge procedure to make it all, but it's pretty simple. i was like.. wow

jay79 jay79OG 2001

you are a very strange boy

togatweeter togatweeterOG 2003

i knooow! can you believe it?

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

yeah i hear that..turns out cup of noodles just involves hot water and...hot water...pretty clever. not really nutritious though.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

ew we always took those on sleepaway trips and just ran the bathroom water in our cabins till it steamed

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