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malibu malibuOG 2001

"talking to women who were as fake as the clean air in nj". hahahah that's awesome. very true.

hunkpapap hunkpapapOG 2003

HAHAHAHAHAAAA, I MISSED THAT!!

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

i dont get it tho

malibu malibuOG 2001

in case you didn't know, jersey is the home of oil and petrolum refineries and there is no clean air here.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

HEY not true! ok there is plenty of crap in central jersey but north jersey is decent! from like, ridgewood and north. not paramus. ick.

malibu malibuOG 2001

its true. where we live is not as bad as paramus, newark, or jersey city but it is getting quite heavy with traffic and building. i expect we'll some day soon get to their level.

togatweeter togatweeterOG 2003

it's not serious around here. if you travel towards Pennsylvania, it's more cleaner. i was surprised to see with my own eyes that NJ has a country side

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

ohh i understand now. it's really sad the way humans take care of the earth. alien should prolly take it over and pump out greenhouse gasses from a radio station in mexico and just get rid of us

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

what about jose from hackensack?? the sack is da bomb

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

shhh about jose from hackensack, ok! that kid is in enough trouble as it is!!

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

ha ha you're just jealous you're not as cool as he is

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

you know what, that kid has a bad reputation! but he gets a lot of girls, for some reason...really weird. they aren't spiritual girls though

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

maybe if he would stop going to the go-go bar on main street

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 forrestina

wow ok i did not say he was THAT bad! he's going through a rough time, he needs some better friends, at least, that's what i heard....

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 skaorsk8

maybe you should help him out with his problems

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 forrestina

i've done everything i can think of to help him, gave him alcohol, taught him how to drive...still, he's not happy.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 skaorsk8

some people are never happy

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 forrestina

seriously! i mean, you think he's a good kid at heart, right? ignoring all the bad things you tend to hear about him...mostly involving eggs and people's cars...

haha remember that time...

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

i didnt know that in hackensack was the place where they make m&ms

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

HACKETTSTOWN!! not hackensack. everybody does that. where are you from? hacketsstown. hackensack? no, it's actually hackettstown. oh, i've heard of hackensack. no its... nevermind.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

hahahaha. it's funny. makes me laaaugh...you should explain that there are a lot more cows in hackettstown than in hackensack. and not as many cheesecake factories.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

what do you care, you can't eat cheesecake anyway

you know what kelly, you're mad because i refuse to listen to your stupid band again. go play in some people's basements.

ekulu ekuluOG 2002

lol oops, that's what i meant, i guess. oh well

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