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thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

i saw a dead bird by the parking deck of my school on tuesday... mustve flown into a window. birds are pretty stupid

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

you're pretty stupid.

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fionnaOG 2002 ·

what is it with matt kelly and dead birds?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder ·

i knew somebody would say that... aahhhh.... i guess i'll never live it down

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

jahanna remember martha? The bird who would fly into the window repeatedly for hours on end at ryans house? YES, indeed....birds are stupid

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 ·

Remember? hmmm VAGUELY, that was SO long ago. (remember the time?) haha poor martha. i'd just hear the banging. i never actually got to see him. (it WAS a him)

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

wait. i don't understand. how did you KNOW the birds name was martha???

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 ·

dont you follow the thread? holy moses..(haha, a little PA humor there) um, they NAMED the bird Martha knowing it was a boy, b/c it was a stupid bird that liked to crash into his house, every 5 minutes.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

yeah. ok. and this makes sense on WHAT planet? I think your mom hates me. because i called her sister clarke. because they are the same height.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 ·

HAH! ehh, it's okay..Ed went up to my dad to say hi..and my dad didnt even remember him..after he had been in my hall for 3 months...and was over my house countless numbers of times.

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

yeah, my mom actually told me about that....b/c she was sitting right there, haha

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

dan...you are so height oriented

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

yeah, pa boys...they are a bit caaaaaarazy like that

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