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thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i saw a dead bird by the parking deck of my school on tuesday... mustve flown into a window. birds are pretty stupid

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

you're pretty stupid.

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fionnaOG 2002

what is it with matt kelly and dead birds?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i knew somebody would say that... aahhhh.... i guess i'll never live it down

tinser tinserOG 2002

jahanna remember martha? The bird who would fly into the window repeatedly for hours on end at ryans house? YES, indeed....birds are stupid

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

Remember? hmmm VAGUELY, that was SO long ago. (remember the time?) haha poor martha. i'd just hear the banging. i never actually got to see him. (it WAS a him)

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

wait. i don't understand. how did you KNOW the birds name was martha???

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

dont you follow the thread? holy moses..(haha, a little PA humor there) um, they NAMED the bird Martha knowing it was a boy, b/c it was a stupid bird that liked to crash into his house, every 5 minutes.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

yeah. ok. and this makes sense on WHAT planet? I think your mom hates me. because i called her sister clarke. because they are the same height.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

HAH! ehh, it's okay..Ed went up to my dad to say hi..and my dad didnt even remember him..after he had been in my hall for 3 months...and was over my house countless numbers of times.

tinser tinserOG 2002

yeah, my mom actually told me about that....b/c she was sitting right there, haha

tinser tinserOG 2002

dan...you are so height oriented

tinser tinserOG 2002

yeah, pa boys...they are a bit caaaaaarazy like that

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