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by toxicgirl
· Jul 9, 2003 · 194 views · Journal

hi.
i am an fresh out of college girl from PA. to my mothers delight i spent four years of my life scraping teeth and sharpening number two pencils to be a babysitter for the summer. today my day consisted of laying on the couch, napping, reading, painting rocks, making sugar cookies, and watching half of a movie. thanks for letting me share.

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16 Comments

fivezero #1 fivezeroOG 2003

dental hygiene is so sexy, so are number two pencils. did someone say ticonderoga?!

ilikebirds #2 ilikebirdsOG 2002

hey my nickname is tyconderoga. anyway.. birds rule.. especially the ones that swim and have gills ... and act like fish. anyway,,,listen up here... the toxic avengers were cool.i wish i was a toxic avenger.if anyone finds a vat of toxic stuff.. please. pour it all over me. i like tu tu's

g.f.s.rocks #3 g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

Does you name have anything to do with the pencils??

thefunkyfresh #4 thefunkyfreshFounder

i saw a dead bird by the parking deck of my school on tuesday... mustve flown into a window. birds are pretty stupid

ilikebirds #4.1 ilikebirdsOG 2002

you're pretty stupid.

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#4.2 fionnaOG 2002

what is it with matt kelly and dead birds?

thefunkyfresh #4.2.1 thefunkyfreshFounder

i knew somebody would say that... aahhhh.... i guess i'll never live it down

tinser #4.3 tinserOG 2002

jahanna remember martha? The bird who would fly into the window repeatedly for hours on end at ryans house? YES, indeed....birds are stupid

tesoro #4.3.1 tesoroOG 2001

Remember? hmmm VAGUELY, that was SO long ago. (remember the time?) haha poor martha. i'd just hear the banging. i never actually got to see him. (it WAS a him)

skaorsk8 #4.3.1.1 skaorsk8OG 2002

wait. i don't understand. how did you KNOW the birds name was martha???

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

dont you follow the thread? holy moses..(haha, a little PA humor there) um, they NAMED the bird Martha knowing it was a boy, b/c it was a stupid bird that liked to crash into his house, every 5 minutes.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

yeah. ok. and this makes sense on WHAT planet? I think your mom hates me. because i called her sister clarke. because they are the same height.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

HAH! ehh, it's okay..Ed went up to my dad to say hi..and my dad didnt even remember him..after he had been in my hall for 3 months...and was over my house countless numbers of times.

tinser tinserOG 2002

yeah, my mom actually told me about that....b/c she was sitting right there, haha

tinser tinserOG 2002

dan...you are so height oriented

tinser tinserOG 2002

yeah, pa boys...they are a bit caaaaaarazy like that

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