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ilikebirds Jul 11, 2003

so clever. cute almost. like a tiger. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

cheeta, grrrrrrrrrr, grrrrrrrr

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

cheeta's never prosper. (lion king) haha

tinser tinserOG 2002

A king's time as ruler rises and falls like the sun. One day, Simba, the sun will set on my time here, and will rise with you, as the new king. -keep the ball rolling jahanna...or if you like, we can switch to jurassic park

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

honestly, i dont think we have any other option. it's gotta be jurassic park.



okay, i'm gonna jump...1.....2....TIM! NO TIM! (lex sobs)...

big tim...the human piece of toast.

tinser tinserOG 2002

okay....my turn:

Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001

that doesnt look very scary to me, more like a 6 foot turkey.



6 foot turkey ehh? (oh no)

imagine yourself in the early crestaceous period, and you come face to face w/ this 6 foot turkey..you try not to move because you think his visual equity is based on movement, like t-rex..but no...when you look at him...he looks right back at you.

tinser tinserOG 2002

God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.

Dinosaurs eat man.... Woman inherits the earth.

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

And then God realized that the world is doomed, so he wipes it clean with a world wide epidemic of sports TV 24/7 and no shopping...

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

"excuse me....are there DINASOURS on this DINASOUR tour??"

tinser tinserOG 2002 skaorsk8

yay, dan is playing too....except its..."excuse me, eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right?"

tinser tinserOG 2002 tinser

so, my turn: I'm always on the lookout for the next ex-Mrs. Malcolm.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 tinser

"God help us- we're in the hands of engineers."

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 skaorsk8

There's another example. See, here I'm now by myself, uh, er, talking to myself. That's, that's chaos theory.

malibu malibuOG 2001 skaorsk8

i love jeff goldbloom!!! he makes me laugh cuz he's always so funny and nervous and just crazy. and that makes it even funnier. just that he's schitzo.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 tinser

no no no i think he bangs on the camera lens and says what i put

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