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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

Son or Jew... great names for a boy ... " Hey jew get over here.." " Son time for dinner.." it works. it's simple. no need for complications. 3 letters. In and out. None of these weird names no one knows how to spell.. nonetheless pronounce. my son is a son. not a palm tree. not a fragrant flower from the mid east. he's just a son. i dont know how much science fiction you all have been reading.. but go ahead and just name them jarjar-shal-al'haz-baz son of shimmysammy-foo-foo for me to poop on bite me.

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