back in the day, i was the man at mario brothers in nitendo. we had to original one growing up. it was insane. but i could never beat level 8, the last one. i tried so hard.

back in the day, i don't remember you as a man

You have been deceived, she has had several sex changes.

that explains so much, and oh so little

you're both so retarded. here's the line. and there's the two of you so far behind the smart line that you can't even see it.

Whoa..well wouldn't that make you border-line darling?

i didn't even say where i was in relation to the line.

You used the preposition 'here' indicating that the line was by you.