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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

seriously.. reality tv should be better. get a white guy... with a shirt that says.. I hate black guys.. and throw him in harlem. and the show would always keep him one step ahead of the black guys.. whitey would get like.. rollerblades or something.. and then each episode would end in a " CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE" style.. like " Should whitey turn down alley A or proceed to alley B "... it's a hit. just open your minds.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

I heard something to that effect on Comedy Central, man. Zack Galifinakis

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

man... who is this zach character. apparently i'm not an individual . i actually came up with the idea from die hard.

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