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flomojopoanode by flomojopoanode · Jul 24, 2003 · Article · 233 views

Has Reality TV gone too far? I mean, really, this is just insane. I don't want to pick someone else's perfect love match so they can marry them just because I said they should. It's hard enough living my own reality. And I don't want to see people live together, annoy each other, and talk about each other. I didn't want to watch Joe Millionaire...until I got hooked on the very last show. And I definately don't want to see this: REALITY TV MEETS CIVILIAN SPACETRAVEL.

Hmm, come to think of it, I already answered my very first question. Reality TV really has gone too far...farther than any normal tv show has ever gone...the final frontier...

Okay, Okay, sheesh, I'll stop! So, I don't know, I hate reality tv, but...I might want to see this, I mean...it is Space...OUTER Space...but this is the ONLY one I could care about.

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thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i can't blame you for watching the last joe millionare, it was the day of that snowstorm so i got stuck at tamburri's. we started watching it and couldn't pry ourselves away

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

That's right! I was stuck at home, so that's why I started watching it. Thanks for being so understanding.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

seriously.. reality tv should be better. get a white guy... with a shirt that says.. I hate black guys.. and throw him in harlem. and the show would always keep him one step ahead of the black guys.. whitey would get like.. rollerblades or something.. and then each episode would end in a " CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE" style.. like " Should whitey turn down alley A or proceed to alley B "... it's a hit. just open your minds.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

I heard something to that effect on Comedy Central, man. Zack Galifinakis

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

man... who is this zach character. apparently i'm not an individual . i actually came up with the idea from die hard.

delliott101 delliott101OG 2002

I agree with you, Todd... reality TV has gotten old!

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

they should make a show where they have a bunch of hot girls walking around... and then have a bunch of ugly guys get them really angry

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

ahhh the story of tai's life. on tv. it could be called "tai's world".

"under the water, the fish don't stink!!"

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

ok lets replace "tai" with " dan" and "girls" with "chimps"

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ganon188OG 2003

we definitly need a new reality show of celebritys again i thought that was so cool

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

woah! another person, signed up because of me! i'll take my 10 points now, ian.

malibu malibuOG 2001

you are so greedy. you don't get any points for trying to put yourself first. you are now last.

malibu malibuOG 2001

i read about a new reality series with Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie (Lionel Richie's daughter) and they live in Arkansas with a farm family and have to do all these chores and stuff. quality laughs.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

But all Paris Hilton likes to do is pose for cameras, or so I'm told by VH1's top 100 shocking moments in entertainment.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

hahaha because THERE is an authority on the subject...hah...you guys are too funny

nsav16 nsav16OG 2003

there should be a reality series where a bunch of guys get to vote on the looks of the girl and whoever the audience likes that guy wins the girl

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

wait. don't they have that already? they should have a reality show where me and you box at the gym.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

they should do a show... where there's one millionaire guy.. the bachelor.. and then 10 women. and at the end.. they'll be a plot twist... that he's really a Transvestite.. and if they girl is still in love.. they should then reveal that he really isn't a millionaire.. and if the girls still in love... they should all of a sudden tell the truth that he's really osama bin laden. and when she says " noooo i can't handle that " they should be like " OH.. we just kidding " and then Stone her.. because she supposedly was in love.. but couldn't handle a little thing as being a poor transvestite osama bin laden. i mean.. i thought love was unconditional.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

sheesh. dude, how do you sleep at night?? i wonder. i think, also, another plot twist is that she's a horrible motorcycle driver. and if osama can't handle it, he gets a free ak-47. or a napkin.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

haha... that's a great idea for a show

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