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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

yea you ever sit there... on the toilet having a great time.. and then you wipe.. and you forget to get toilet paper or your hand just slips.. and you get nice smear action all up to your elbow.... then you sit there.. and you're like... ahhh.. " do i get up .. and wash this.. or finish the businesss.. " ahh man. happens to me everyday.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

im never shaking your hand ever again.... ever.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

i never shook his hand. once, i drove his car though.

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toxicgirlOG 2003

that is quite possibly the foulest thing i have ever read. up to your elbow? thats extreme sport wiping. i bet you get a rash cuz you wipe so hard.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

yea i have blisters on my fingers. it's nuts. but i'm not sad because i have.... fruit snacks

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toxicgirlOG 2003

i was always partial to the dinosaur shaped fruit snacks...what flavor of fruit snacks do you have?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

starfuit and pomegranite. ok no. but where are those flavors at ? that'd be one jamn good fruit snakc poach. nabisco makes good ones. no matter what flavor every fuit snack popped is a party in your mouth .

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