you hate birds? ....thats why you got into an accident. birds deserve admiration. point is... you're safe. and i have nice ankles.

dude, girls with nice ankles are rare

is that the coolest part of a girls body? her ankles? i really had no idea.

it was news to me, i am gonna start rubbing lotion into my ankles now to increase my market value

thats what i was thinking. hahah in Glamour magazine the other day they were talking about the understated sexy parts of a girl. the shoulders were one (i agree) but sadly the clavicle bone was m...

the clavicle is KEY

not to change the subject, but dryer sheets are key. and i personally like eyes and hands. but not on girls, i don't care about girls.

you know, now that we are on dryer sheets, in a pinch, those work as a great air freshener for the car. stash them under the seat...your car will smell like clean in about an hour.

oh my gosh yeah, i obsess over that smell. i have air fresheners and candles in that scent. bizarrely enough i even have a bottle of perfume in laundromat smell. smells like a dryer sheet. just lik...