Heinekin tastes like ca-ca (which is NOT a compliment lol)but sour apple martinis are the best. Having said that, DONT DRINK. This, coming from an alcoholic. Too many of us think that if we don't get drunk we dont have a problem. I can drink a pint of Absolute vodka and I dont get drunk. Do I have a problem? YES. So now i choose to abtain, at least I'm tryin with Jahs help.