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alcohol isnt bad, I just dont like it. And i'm not old enough to drink it anyways, well at least not in America. But if I go to Canada or Mexico i can, not that i'd want too...
Anyway i had a dream about Heinneken (however you spell it) and the lady offered some to me and my freinds, and it tasted really good, liek canada dry or something. But iDont know what it really tastes like, but i do like the green bottles. Anyways, before this dream i had always been opposed to alcoholic beverages, but i find myself more and more wanting to drink a heiniken, just becuase of a weird dream...
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you know what dude- it's not that great. honestly. you're not missing out on much. you want to skip the steps involved with drinking, yet acheive the same results? sniff glue. ORRRRRR....whenever anyone says anything, laugh hysterically...then get up every two minutes to pee. you dont' buy beer my friend....you only rent it.
gasoline has a waaaaaaaay better aroma (and paint thinner). elmers glue with the cow on the label just doesn't do it for me. and for goodness sake, you shouldn't engage in underage drinking, especially with nasty gross beer. if you are gonna disobey ceaser's laws, make it worth your while, drink guinness.
Guinness is great, but Bass is more my speed. funny thing--my sister, while she was in england, took a pic of a soda machine and right below the pepsi they were selling BASS! she knew i'd get a kick out of that. she didn't drink any though. however she said she drank like 35357 pints of Speckled Hen. whatever that is.
guinness was my beer of choice in my latest 2 weeks of legal drinking in london...
you know, when you were 13 you were PG-13. now that you're older you should change your name to rated-R
i love tequilla! oh man i can drink glasses of that stuff! :)
wow. come on man. you can't even drive yet. don't go nuts here.
hey don't worry. i'm not a crazy drinker lol. i never got drunk
glasses of tequila? i submit that you can not. though i did see a 13 yr. old boy ( resembling the 'man show beer boy' chugg half a bottle of clear tequila. I find that stuff to be nastaayyy.
ask my mom, i did
is she hot and single... and free thursday night ?
lol fresh! i'm gonna get the wooden spoon!
hahaha my mom broke SOOO many of those on me...
ouchies! lol my mom or whoever babysat me would say it in spanish, and they called it "paleta". i was scared of that word lol
i always hated to hear TU QUIERES PIQUE, that was always bad
me toooooooo i love the stuff - tequilla slammers mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm divine
ok those aren't bad.. but taste like jolly ranchers.
assume or not that my proceeding comment has any relevance to this story. but... i want a mini fridge in my truck and one under my desk here at work... so... someone pleaseee.. buy me one.. or donate to me... at paypal... phamily@optonline.net ... which is my home email.. say hi anyway if you can't donate.. and tell me why you wont donate.. because if you do.. and you're in my truck.. i'll soo let you open the fridge once or twice.
phfamily?? what are you, like 8 people now?
one of the guys here at work has a mini-fridge next to his desk, its awesome, about as tall as his desk, packed with beer and soda, so when we have little meetings in his office, he offers us beer. I love it. (I actually haven't drank one yet, but the idea is pretty cool)
the R&D deparment has an adjacent/adjoining kitchen... and back in the good old.. Good Economy days... I'd go in for some coffee, grabbing the milk... and finding that there were bottles of merlot in there. Who drinks wine at work? Ugh. kill me. i can't believe though in germany.. in work cafeterias there are beer vending machines. thats.. just... intersting.
they sell beer at McDonald's in Germany.
Really? Bear & fries? Hmm, I guess that goes.
I personally am not a beer fan,shots is really all I drink,whenever i drink which is hardley ever, but i like them cause its a fast taste, I hate sippen on a drink for more then a minute.
I'm very torn on this underaged drinking thing. I myself do not enjoy the taste of alcohol for the most part, and I think it makes people act even stupider then they already do on a normal basis. I've never had a problem with drinking at weddings or when my parents have offered something to me at a party. However, I don't see the need to sit around on vacation or anything and drink a beer if your underaged. And this wasn't meant as an attack on you at all Adam, it's something thats been bothering me lately.
i'll drink to that, d'oh--wait...
beer gets stale in my fridge
beer gets HOUSED in my fridge
beer gets stored in my garage, in large ice chests, so my mom won't know. my dad and i have an understanding. also, all the nasty beer that i bring home, my dad will drink. it's a good arrangement. (i cite that molson blue as a specific example)
Heinekin tastes like ca-ca (which is NOT a compliment lol)but sour apple martinis are the best. Having said that, DONT DRINK. This, coming from an alcoholic. Too many of us think that if we don't get drunk we dont have a problem. I can drink a pint of Absolute vodka and I dont get drunk. Do I have a problem? YES. So now i choose to abtain, at least I'm tryin with Jahs help.
sweetheart if you are gonna drink when you are legal stick to spirits and cocktails:
1) They taste LOADS nicer (espcially steamboats, long island iced tea and certain ones with dodgy names)
2) They don't bloat you like beer, alchopops etc can
3) You tend not to get hangovers, and if you do they are no way as bad as ones from beer etc
4) They are more classy!!!
i don't think i will like beer that much and i think i will stick to your list of drinks. my sister let me take a sip of some of that stuff at a wedding and it wasn't that bad. wine isn't bad either. i drink that every sunday at church(catholic).
if you are to drink wine i would suggest red chiliean (specifically a merlot) or red australian shiraz mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ya wine is good stuff
would you like to have a suckle of myyyy zipple? ediddy
lol! my little cousin used to say that all the time
i'm going to germany to watch the world cup in 2006. i'll be 17 then and i will be able to drink since the legal drinking age there is 16. i don't think i will though. i hear good things about oktoberfest and i might stop by at that.
best chardonnay you'll ever have... is PAPPILLON D'ARGENT aged 3 years. or STONE HOUSE (red) barrel stored 5 years. it's amazing... the latter with a steak is heavenly. I'll sit down and drink a beer with dinner.. or lunch.. or come home... turn on espn and drink a beer. nothing wrong with it.. it's just a drink. like a soda. if you like the taste.. if it's gross to you.. then why drink about .. why even talk about it.
because adam isn't of legal drinking age yet and he wanted to know what a heiniken tasted like.
well adam... be in your house... with parental supervision .. and take a sip. hate.. spit it out.. and never drink it again.
interesting how you say it looks like ginger-ale b/c one nite they were in the fridge next to the ginger-ale and i took one out (thinking it was the ginger-ale) and it was beer and i spit it all over my moms face. it's a funny memory.
Man..you spit in her face and I kinda spit in her drink indirectly. THe time I sucked on those ice cubes and put them in her drink thinking it was Vanessa's..but it wasn't.
i love my mom so much!! she really is the best even after all the dumb things we do and all the things she puts up with. i love her. and she feeds my friends
i'm sad to see that no one has donated to my mini-fridge venture. this saddens me.
I did!
where.... i dont see any donation. if you seriously did.. i'd marry you.. if you weren't already happily married..
Really?? Weird! I wonder what happened.
you seriously pay pal'd me ? awesome. to phamily@optonline.net ??
OMG isnt that....the guy from the Village People???? oh no its Thigh....I mean Thai...however ya spell it.
hahahah she spelled it "THIGH"....BWHAHAHAHhA
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