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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

they should do a show... where there's one millionaire guy.. the bachelor.. and then 10 women. and at the end.. they'll be a plot twist... that he's really a Transvestite.. and if they girl is still in love.. they should then reveal that he really isn't a millionaire.. and if the girls still in love... they should all of a sudden tell the truth that he's really osama bin laden. and when she says " noooo i can't handle that " they should be like " OH.. we just kidding " and then Stone her.. because she supposedly was in love.. but couldn't handle a little thing as being a poor transvestite osama bin laden. i mean.. i thought love was unconditional.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

i clearly commented into the wrong news story. sorry just a little drunk

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