you hate birds? ....thats why you got into an accident. birds deserve admiration. point is... you're safe. and i have nice ankles.

birds carry the west nile virus AND they look at you with scary eyes like they want to attack you and gouge out your eyes...

haha, you are sounding like andrew. he swears our parakeet is eyeing his juglar and he will wake up one day with it attached to his neck trying to kill him.

no. thats just you attached to his neck trying to kill him. isn't 'parakeet' his nickname for you.. and isn't your nickname for him " puggy bear"

metophorically yes, i'm sucking the lifeblood, aka money, out of him. but i need to keep him alive so he can keep the dough rollin. isn't "puggy bear" the plastic "imitation person" you sleep with?