i love the idea of delinquent young amish or hacidic jew youths. we usually see them fairly reserved and self-segregated, but i'd like to see a movie with some mean young amish or young hacidic jew kids looking for trouble on the sabbath or something...nevermind
additionally! i was thinking of a skit in my head where a very upset amish father sits his 17 year old son down [similar to those drug awareness commercials] and says "i've found some...disturbing things in your room, son" and he has a shoe box, but we can't see whats in it. the teen looks at his feet, knowing he's so busted. the father takes his time with the box lid...and in it we see various small electronics--a gameboy, a toy laser gun that makes noise, an electric shaver and other stuff. the dad asks "i've been meaning to ask how you shave so quickly and why you're face is smooth like a sheeps shorn belly covered in smooth freshly churned butter..." the teen just shrugs and then gets taken to the barn for some old fashioned chastisement...man, i crack myself up so bad...! HAHAHA!
now just picture the father being played by will ferrel, the kid played by chris kattan and perhaps throw in tina fey as the mother upset and pacing, wringing her hands.
hahaha but amish people have beards so the shaving thing is a bit wierd...
the youngs ones shave until they can grow a proper beard, my son. i think you need to be taken to the woodshed for some chastisement, you undisciplined loud mouthed heathen.
how do you know so much about amish people?
Ew, I can't stand the Amish. I live near Lancaster, Pa and it is so annoying becuase (1.) They drive those blasted horse and buggies on the roads, and they put nasty grooves in the roads and the horses aren't litter trained. AND (2.) Tourists from all over come to check out the Amish, they will slow down in the car to take a picture of an Amish kid on a scooter and hold up traffic. For goodness sake, buy a postcard.
that can't be fun...living near lancaster, i mean. i once wehn there and accused all of them of trying to be jehovah's witnesses, and just not making the cut, and being banished to PA as a result...sounds like a worthy punishment
thats the funniest thing ive read all day but im still gonna getchu back sucka!!! YEA SUCKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Only the married Amishmen have the beards.
Yea i forgot about that
Did you ever hear the story about the young amish boys who had taken up carriage racing and crashed the carriage and ended up killing the horse?
no, i haven't. but i'm sure that's happened. i wonder if the kid looked like vin diesel with a menenite beard