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fivezero Aug 14, 2003

i googled my name once and there happens to be a microsoft VP with my name. saw all kinds of news reports..

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

hmmm you don't know anything about documents being shredded, do you??

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

i don't know nothing. and crooked two police officers will be over in just a moment to make sure you don't either.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

dont' tell them to check in my shed! that's where i've hidden the server farm!

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