Google Yourself
by I really, honestly, truely, completely believe that "google" should become a key word in the english vocabulary. I think it should achieve the same usage as dog, or food, or television. It's a good word! It sounds nice, it has a strong meaning behind it...its everything a good word should be. So, I encourage you all to use it in your every day speech.
Example:
Danhill: Jahanna, how many licks to the inside of a tootsie pop?
Jahanna: The world may never know.........HOWEVER, why don't we google it anyway, and see if we can find out?
Example 2:
Reaf: Hey, who's going to the ezabel party?
Ophelia: I don't know, why don't we google and find out? I'll call the local asian, he'll know.
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hey stef , boo. remmeber when we took the retard and his sister to sandy hook. hahah i was just recalling that. and i remember " hey dinosaur !!!! can we run around.. i love this place " while i'm getting welted by sea shells.. and shot in the eye with pellets.
haha.. that kid was great. " what do you want " ... " i want aaaa chicken hamburger .. yea thats what i want "
ha ha, chicken hamburger , that's so great!,, Yeah just the other day my mom was telling me that paul was talking to his dad, and bobo comes around and says to paul, Hey paul im growing up, or im getting older or something like that, and paul goes oh yeah,, and he goes yeah I have hair on my penis,, and paul, didnt know what to do , he wanted to crack up so bad but ya know he couldnt, so his dad was like, cmon bobby, go inside !... THE BEST thing that ever came out of that kids mouth was when he asked Kolton in the middle of June, what the weather is going to be like in september! , The kid is a trip and the sister is scary!
haha that kid is my hero. dude that sister is the girl from exorcist or something.. remember when we were in their house.. it was all dark and quiet.. and turn around And BAM there she was like JASON . i screamed like a little girl. dude she almost killed me. it was sooooo scary.. oh man. but bobo.. made me sad though when we were at the park and i told him to play with the kids.. and he's like " nooo dinosaur. you play " and i was like.. "i will in a just a bit .. " ... well he's all " noo they will make fun of me..i dont want to play with the other kids. " .. poor guy with his ADD. so i was like " dont worry i'll kick whoevers butt that makes fun of you.. you just tell me ".. " thanks dinosaur " and ran off.
ha ha ha ha YEAH that was histerical, LOL, i forgot about that, He said that at the park, yeah thats sad, I dont think he has ADD, i think she has ADD, and he has something else, I duno, it is sad though.
ADDDD, retard disease. whatever. he has something. " dinosaur what are you doing.. " - nothing bobo - " whyyyy whyyyy whyyyy whyyy whyyyyyy whyyyy whyyy "... . i mean the kid was retarded but cool. i'd babysit him anyday. he wouldn't cause trouble. you didn't have to worry about him. just give him a shiny object and be like " this fell of a ufo.. " and he'd play with it for 5 years. leaving you alone.
hahahahahahaha. i love that he asked in june how the weather would be in september i am here cracking up!!!!!!!!
good plan courts, however...i KNOW how many licks to the inside of a tootsie pop...you should know this...what do i do at work all day? sit at my computer...what kind of candy does janice always supply us? tootsie pops...yea...enough said.
wait, why would i ask jahanna this kind of question??
ie i went to ghte google heim museum
you've been drinking, haven't you...
i googled my name once and there happens to be a microsoft VP with my name. saw all kinds of news reports..
hmmm you don't know anything about documents being shredded, do you??
i got an idea. how about we all take music for what it is... enterainment , joy , fun, pleasure. and how about we stop using it to define who are, what group we fit, how coooool we are... look at me look at me.. i know so much about music..i'm so cool. everyone else sucks.. all the bands out their with their cd's on the shelves making millions and will all these fans, and cool stuff.. well they suck. but me with my band sitting at home living with my mom. i really do love her spaghetti. we rule ! hahah good times. keep on truckin' good stuff.
yo shut up man. every time i'm in your car i have to listen to that stupid "balimos" enrique song. makes me want to puke. him and that stupid mole. argh.
hurlamos....mani hate that song.. i broke up with my ex about four years ago...three months after that we had to walk down the aisle in my sis's wedding. then the wedding party had to dance to that song.... still annoys me....
yeah well, don't hang out with ty, then. that's all i'm saying. for an extremely tall midget, he uses that as his theme song whenever he enters his basement/bedroom with pictures on the walls of ho chi min.
Does he really have ho chi min on his walls? That's so awesome. I want to frame him (ho chi min, not tai) and put him over my bed.
frame me too. comeon
weellll..when you put it that way OK!
stop sneaking into my car then. i thought you'd get the hint whenever i put on the song that you hate the most. but i guess not. you're like a leech.
i wear googles when i swim
thank goodness! i, for one, feel better now.
you are hot hilldan!
Every Googlin' time I turn around somebody's trying to add a new word to the english language...(hmm...did i use that in context courtney?..)...lol, no, it's funny, a very good percentage of the words we use now weren't in the dictionary like 5 years ago...be funny if this was actually the start of something, wonder how far this'll actually go....
I did it and I found a lot of dirt, i hope noone googles me.
i found this
i like the funny google results
as we speak i am googling to try and find some pretty up hairstyles for a wedding i'm in. not getting any great results though.
but interestinly on one of the bridal sites they reccommended and showed how to do an indian head massage to calm down.
hahaha. yes! my evil trick worked. i knew some great ezabelite would come through with links. but i did not think it would be ian, but thanks anyways!!
hahaha....#1..unexpected posting of the week...who knew guys could be hair savy...(well, who knew straight guys could be hair savy)