Love my family playing sports wasting time at work on eZabel and playing fantasy sports football season!! watching "the state" going to see brian regan food hearing an awesome talk at the...

wait, you don't hate your orange shorts??? i'm almost impressed.

oh! thank you dan, i remembered one more thing i love

if you burned those shorts, it would be ok with me. it's a sad reminder of the day you first discovered i was allergic to cheese and mocked me from dusk to dark. :(

umm... dusk IS dark.

no it's not. moron. dusk is when the sun goes down. dark is when you can't see anything.

so intuitively then... dusk is dark

i can't believe we are having this conversation. just because the sun has set, you can still see. until it's dark. i think you live in a bubble. like truman.

i know i can't believe we are arguing over this because i amd so obviously right! if the sun has set, it's dark

um... dan, ur a retard its suposed to be "dawn to dusk" ... i think ur lack of a finger impairs ur thinking sometimes... JK JK I HEART YOU DAN HILL!

yeah get your expressions straight... DANNNNN