Dispite all the excellent ideas, heres another one. Use Her. you can get her to do things for you, rub your feet, take out the garbage, mow the yard, and when your done say, "honey, i don't know if this is going to work out." and then laugh all the way to the bank
ha ha, if she's dumb enough to fall for it, go for it!
man-o-man, guys! using girls is so...underrated..
ha ha, who are you , i dont beleive you use girls as much as you think you do , & that your so vocal about it!