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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

punch her in the face. she should get the point. if not. you'll be in prison and you'll make new, bigger, and better girlfriends. but at least she'll be off your back.

esprit15d esprit15dOG 2003

Or you could try to get her in jail.

reaf reafOG 2002

ha ha ha ha ha

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