Take her out to an expensive restaurant. Order everything on the menu and say the world is our oyster baby. She orders lots. you eat, drink, have a good time. Then when the bill comes, take a dump on her plate and make a run for it. All the time screaming " I can't believe you fell for that, you stupid smelly gorilla!!"
Then call her the next day, apologize, and ask if she wants to start over. Repeat this process every night.
i might be crazy... but that probably isnt the way to go..
dude.. you are definately NOT a stinking tree huggin hippie. that is the first comment on ezabel that had me laugh hard in awhile. i thank you sir.
you certainly are granted a kind welcome!
i really like this idea. and believe me it works!