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starshiptrooper Aug 18, 2003

shrinkage....it happens to all men in cold water....

thatdarngirl Aug 18, 2003

Actually, nothing actually shrinks. Just drawn up closer to the body for warmth.

rocksupastar Aug 18, 2003

whats drawn mean?

thatdarngirl Aug 18, 2003

Brought up closer to the body?

ophelia Aug 18, 2003

Welcome to this weeks episode of English 101, with your host, That Darn Girl

yodasucka Aug 18, 2003

wow That Darn Girl sure is a popular host.... she seems to be on everything lately...

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

I'm like Oprah, the number 1 pop culture icon of all time according to VH1.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

yo oprah is like, the richest, most ugliest person alive. she's hideous. the ugly stick had it's way with her. and she's SOOO filthy rich.

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