What are those girls looking at??
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This came up as my random picture and I got to wondering what these girls could possibly be laughing at. It then struck me. Ask the eZabel community to come up with different ideas for a funny caption or title of this picture. Then we will choose a few of the best and put them on a poll. The winning eZabeler will get ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!
Actually, maybe we can even get Ian to award some EZ-points to the winning caption writer. Here are some samples I came up with:
- "Hahaha... those kids don't know that you're supposed to swim parallel to the shore during a riptide!"
- "Hey Brandon, that water must be pretty cold!" (after a wave causes Brandon to lose bathing suit)
- "That Matt Kelly is soooo funny! And cute!"
Anyway... let your imagination run wild and gimme some gold. Do it for the prestige. Do it for the points.
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"After that big wave, I think so-and-so feels like he's missing something... His shorts! Hahaha!"
lol crap.. someone updated the article. cross this one out.. i'll try and think of another
" Haha that kite up there looks like a giant... ""woody! woody harrelson is that you ? oh please sign my back "
It's their reaction to someone saying "Blondes have more fun"
"haha that kid took our bathing suit straps and is twirling it like a retard with a sparkler "
They aren't looking at anything! Matt just wanted a reason to post a picture of girls in their swimsuits on the home page!!!
you lose
i agree. he was sad to realize that he was only able to see this picture as it came up on the 'random generator' and he didn't want to go to the pictures section and keep looking at it there. because it'd get like 200000 views. and everyone would know it was him. soooo why not copy it. post it on the homepage.and bam.. he gets to see it everytime he opens ezabel. genius matt. genuis
A: " haha matt has no butt"
J: " haha yea i know it's almost concave "
JB: " Hmm, that is true... he needs to get rid of that bathing suit and get one with butt pads"
whatever tai, you're the one that needs to do some squats not i
A: " haha look! matt's getting all sensitive"
J: " haha yea i know what a loser "
JB: " Hmm, that is true... he needs to lighten up a bit"
what are u talking about, i love you tai
A: " haha look! matt keeps calling thai by tai"
J: " haha yea i know he must be dyslexic or something"
JB: " Hmm, that is true... can dyslexic be any harder to spell? anyway, i think matt needs hooked on monkey phonics"
" One of these didn't take Immodium AD, Don't let it be YOU ! "
lol... i think this one could be a winner
I always have a better one. always. but there are times that you can't always say what you want to say. there's always someone to get mad at you. well red bull gives you wings.
you and your crazy inyourendos
(I think they're checking out the lifeguard)
I dont understand, Matt, why dont you just admit, they were laughin at you after the wave knocked YOUR bathin suit off...
A hot dog on the Point Pleasant Board Walk - $3.45
4 hour rental of a wave runner - $35
The joy of knowing that you're sitting atop the 3 feet of sand under which u just burried the player who dated all 3 of you at the same time - priceless
I vote for this one.
a hot dog for 3.45?? !! thats ridiculous. i kinda like this one too
4 hours on a wave runner for 35 bucks... where is that? b/c from what i know $50 for like a half hour.
yea bry... i def think that yours is the best... u got my vote
Matt kelly is an idiot and if the water is so cold why am i still showing him up?
we'll put this in the "things we dont need to know" category. hahaha
amen to that
lol! man, and if only i could say it weren't true...
a: hey guys look at that little boy using a step stool to get onto that motorcycle... his feet dont even reach the pedals. aaawwwwweeee,..........................j: its the little people you treasure in life...OMG !!! its a real life hobbit!!....................................jb: did i leave the iron on?
bahahahaha! i like this one! i could just imagine a lil shirtless hobbit hopping on a motorcycle at the beach...ok, this has no basis in reality, but crikeyyy..
(here goes... "LAME COMMENT #2 ...ACTION) " why is that man laughing at us? oh wait he's pointing... whats that behind us.. oh its the water... were sitting at the beach not facing the water... whats wrong with us guys... lets turn around..."
"Oh my gosh! Did that seagull just poop on him!?"
ohhh i think we have a winner !! this guy... YOU ! winner. champion right here !
is that jenna elfman on the left?
jenna elfman in the middle. not as hot as helen hunt.
smart guy... he was talking about the picture posted in this story. he posted the other one so everybody could compare
HAHAHA... Dan your a silly kid.... thinking it was about the poster...
whyyyyyy?
hahah i thought the same thing too, until i read matt's comment. der
some people have context issues
haha,helen hunt... so you're turned on by large forheads eh?...makes sense, intellectuality IS very attractive, & w/a head of that size, I mean, the brain power must be monsterous...haha that thing's BIG..I hear it's like detracting the moon from it's orbit, gravity on that head's pretty strong
speaking of helen hunt, what's up with leelee sobieski? fraternal twins?!?
what?..no, the middle..I mean, she's left of ed nortan..& i guess she IS a tad bit cute..I'll agree w/hill on this one....but that helen hunt fetish disturbs me
okay, okay...for those who don't get it, here's what i'm sayin'
is the girl sitting on the left in the picture above the same person as jenna elfman? here's a reference picture in case you don't know who jenna elfman is.
;p
jenna elfman's a lot hotter....wait, I hope that girl in the picture isn't on eZabel
they are pretty hot acutally who are they?
ahem. that's normally my question.
watch it pal.... middle one is married, right one is dating a dashing gentleman, if I may, but the left one is avail, but don't know if shes lookin.
shrinkage....it happens to all men in cold water....
Actually, nothing actually shrinks. Just drawn up closer to the body for warmth.
Welcome to this weeks episode of Male Anatomy 101, w/your host, That Darn Girl
whats drawn mean?
Brought up closer to the body?
Welcome to this weeks episode of English 101, with your host, That Darn Girl
wow That Darn Girl sure is a popular host.... she seems to be on everything lately...
I'm like Oprah, the number 1 pop culture icon of all time according to VH1.
yo oprah is like, the richest, most ugliest person alive. she's hideous. the ugly stick had it's way with her. and she's SOOO filthy rich.
I was told to take cold showers to shrink then I thought about it and said no to drugs just like the time the riddler tried to kill batman while riding on the carribean boat that was smaller than minnie mouses ears which offended me more than any story of mother goose which slightly freaked out the little kid in different strokes who said that he experimented with drugs but that's a whole nother story.
with all the money shes got she should lose some serious weight.