for the same reason that i'm yellow. and you're not. i just dont know i guess because my parents were yellow. and thus i was born yellow. it's like aids. if your parents have it.. you'll get it.
and now that we all understand inside and out the innerworkings of heredity... what is the point of this?
T is for turtle. turtle turtle. am i too turtley for you turtle boy. turtle turtle
From the I hate Birds Cambodian Archives...
Me dominating the steel horse. Well, plastic, but still. I was born to ride. Baaddd to the booone. And especially when you have striped socks. I mean come on, that just screams, "I'm TOUGH."
Speaking of which, how did they ever lock up those old SALOONS-you know, with the flapping little doors. I guess they were open 24/7 .
"I was recently released from solitary confinement after being held therein for thirty-seven months. The silence system was imposed upon me and if I even whispered to the man in the next cell resulted in being beaten by guards, sprayed with chemical mace, black jacked, stomped, and thrown into a strip cell naked to sleep on a concrete floor without bedding, covering, wash basin, or even a toilet....I know that thieves must be punished, and I don't justify stealing even though I am a thief myself. But now I don't think I will be a thief when I am released. No, I am not rehabilitated either. It is just that I no longer think of becoming wealthy or stealing. I now only think of killing -- killing those who have beaten me and treated me as if I were a dog. I hope and pray for the sake of my own soul and future life of freedom that I am able to overcome the bitterness and hatred which eats daily at my soul. But I know to overcome it will not be easy."
Mod Edit (I Make Tprte!): Editing this post for capitalisation and punctuation.
Mod Edit (PokeDigiManiac): Punctuation, grammar, and capitalization. Yes, it took two mods to fix this. And this is so silly and pointless!