I don't POOP on public toilets.. i've only had to do it twice.. AHHH ... felt so DIIIIRRRTTTTYYYY .. MY house is the only place where i can comfortable DE-CRAP myself.. seriously

i can do it. i've done it in nicer restaraunts and at work. any other public toilets.... nuh uh.

you use la toilette for more than the release of urine while out to eat? thats bad, if you excuse yourself from dinner for like 15 minutes or whatevre then the people KNOW what you are doing.