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forrestina forrestinaOG 2002

yo mommas so fat, when she went to the zoo, she got peanuts from the elephants

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

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