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forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

yo mommas so fat, when she went to the zoo, she got peanuts from the elephants

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

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