Yo MaMa never met me...
by Yo momma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma's so ugly I took her to haunted house and she came out with a job application.
Yo momma's so ugly I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "thanks for bringing her back.
Yo momma's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
Yo momma's so stupid she sat on TV & watched the couch.
I must know karate, because i am KICKIN !
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A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
what about when two GUYS are talking...and..the words get superflous..what'd nature design for that situation?..cause ummmmmm
Yo momma's so hairy she's got afro's on her nipples.
Yo momma's so poor, I saw her on the side of the road kicking a can, and I asked her what she was doing, and she said "moving"
yo mommas so fat, when she went to the zoo, she got peanuts from the elephants
Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
yo momma's so poor I saw her come out the store with a box of trash bags, I asked her what she was doing, and she said "buying luggage"
Yo mama is so fat! that her belly is big.
Yo mama is so stupid she didn't know that jewish people came from jewland
so THAT'S where jewy's from
no. she's from Agrabah. that desserty place. and she has a tiger named RAJA
okay that explains the belly dancing
and the very arabic elbows.
hmmm never noticed those ill have to have her take a pic and send them since she's away
she's away? good. about time
city of mystery...of enchantment..and the finest merchandise this side of the river jordan!!
"Oh, Father. Raja was just playing with him. Weren't you, Raja? You were just playing with that over-dressed, self-absorbed Prince Ahkmed, weren't you?"
yo momma's so big she got a vcr as a beeper...
Yo mama so old, she farted and dust came out of her butt.
Yo mamas got a wooden leg and they call her hip-hop.
Yo mamas got a glass eye and its filled with Kool-aid.
Yo mama's so big, she whistles bass.
Yo mamas so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama's so fat, her car is made out of spandex.
Your mother is so overweight, she really needs to watch her diet.
enough! not funny!
Yo mama is sooooo dirty, she could realy use a shower.. orrrrrr.............1000 billion.
yo mama is sos fat, she got more chins than a chinese phone book
yo mama is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
yo mama is so fat i had to take a train and two buses to get on her good side
yo mamas so fat when she went to school she sat next to everybody
Yo mama is so fat when she starts eating she can't stop. thats why she is so fat.
yo momma so fat, that when she wore a red shirt and walked down the street, a little kid shouted "it's the kool-aid man!"
yo momma's so fat she has little fat ladies running around her
yo mama's so bald, she had to buy...a wig...so you won't notice it
(who remembers that from 'in living color')
Yo mama's so old she has roman numerals on her cell phone
Yo mama's sooo hairy, big foot takes pictures of HER!
HEY STOP PICKIN ON MAMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!grrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!
ur momma so fat, that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUUNNDD the house
yo mamma's so dumb she sold the car for gas money
when your momma redid her bedroom she put a cash register in it.
wait . . . why did she do that? I don't get it . . .
*BZZZZZZZZZZ* game over
yeah, lol, I want really bad to get this joke, but, nothing's clicking
it's a dirty joke, from how i get it
kinda yeah. it was a joke from the renissance fair when you scream insults at eachother and for some reason this is the only momma joke i can remember. that was one of the best times. i'm gonna have to write their insults down this year. they're good.
oh...OK, I get it now..it's just...I dunno, the way it was delivered doesn't point your mind in the right direction...like, if it was set up to where it said "yo mama's so _______ , when she redid her bedroom she put a cash register in it", it'd be a lot easier to get.
yeah but i couldn't think of what they said in there and i thought it was just kinda mean to say your mom is a _______.
ching ching! don't hate!
thats not what your mom said....
yo momma so fat, when she go to the beach, she the only one who gets a tan
yo momma is fat she got on a scale and it read back "to be continued......"
yo momma is so short not even Ty looked up to her...
yo momma so stinky she make Right Guard turn left!
oooh i like this one.
yo momma so fat her shadow weighs fourty-five pounds