i have to agree. i personally like it slathered all over a triple cheeseburger with a side of dirty underwear salad. its a real treat.
oh you eat that stuff ? i only like to bathe in mayonnaise. it's great.
all things float.. not only my rubber ducky.. but my sheep too. he likes splashing around in mayonnaise. sometimes he's a real jerk and splashes mayonnaise in my face... and i yell " hey sheep.. you hurt my eyes " and it goes " baaaaaaa " and i say " aww i can't be mad at you long.. " and he goes " baaaaa " and then i hug him. and eat him.
ROFL
i...just...never know what to say..