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tpham Jan 9, 2002

I don't POOP on public toilets.. i've only had to do it twice.. AHHH ... felt so DIIIIRRRTTTTYYYY .. MY house is the only place where i can comfortable DE-CRAP myself.. seriously

iwz Jan 9, 2002

i can do it. i've done it in nicer restaraunts and at work. any other public toilets.... nuh uh.

deanh77 Jan 9, 2002

you use la toilette for more than the release of urine while out to eat? thats bad, if you excuse yourself from dinner for like 15 minutes or whatevre then the people KNOW what you are doing.

iwz Jan 9, 2002

sometimes ya just gotta make more room to finish your meal.

thefunkyfresh Jan 10, 2002

your brother brandon brought that to my attention, i think it's a fine concept, but with one fatal flaw... you have to make it quick, or your food gets cold, i mean you can't just kick back and tak...

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nine9starOG 2001

ha ha ha, yeah that could be a problem unless you go before and after (itll make the wait for the food go quickly lol)

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

hahahaha.... excellent point

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nine9starOG 2001

ha ha thank you, thank you very much - do you not notice girls do that tho?, i mean like they'll order and then one by one (or in twos) theyll trek off to the loo, lol

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

wow, i never thought of that! actually i just never thought of girls pooping i guess.

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nine9starOG 2001

ha ha u were just under the illusion they went to touch up their makeup, or for a girly chat about who likes who - when actually they go for moral support ;) ha ha

tpham tphamOG 2001

wait wait.. girls POOP ? ewww thats nasty...

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nine9starOG 2001

ha ha poop?, thats what the kids i babysit use

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

yeah, i guess it's like giving birth, guys do that too. "OK HONEY BREATH!! ok now push! push!! PUUUUSHHHH!!!!!" with the pooper screaming in pain and thinking "i'm never doing this again! that's the LAST time i eat 15 sausage links right before bedtime, and from now on, 3 glasses of ovaltine a day!"

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nine9starOG 2001

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha - that was so funny - but guys dont give birth ;), ha ha so u 2 go to the toilet in pairs or does some stranger come to your aid?

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

you know what i meant! lol, most guys don't give birth, except for arnold schwartznegernoggnineeger

iwz iwz

neger noggin neeger.. hahahahahhahhaha

iwz iwz

well, if they're super skinny girls, i usually get suspicious as to what they really do when they go to the bathroom for a while, after eating a huge meal.

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nine9starOG 2001

u should be!!!!

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