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fivezero Aug 28, 2003

thats a pretty entertaining story. i love asking cops questions before they even ask you one. it messes up their flow. they're get all whiny and say "n-n-no...look, kid! i'm gonna walk away and...

fivezero Aug 28, 2003

now for a real story: two brothers and myself were doing some phone witnessing in the library of my kingdom hall. on the copier was a lil spray container of...something, i didn't know what. and w...

theremin Aug 28, 2003

I was one the sufferers of fivezero's hey-what's-in-this-spray-bottle-i-wonder-let's-see-cuz-the-last-thing-i-expect-is-it's-something-harmful-but-if-it-is-well-that's-fine-i-have-the-urge-to-spray...

iwz iwz

haha that must have taken you so long to type. nice nice

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