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fivezero Aug 28, 2003

thats a pretty entertaining story. i love asking cops questions before they even ask you one. it messes up their flow. they're get all whiny and say "n-n-no...look, kid! i'm gonna walk away and...

fivezero Aug 28, 2003

now for a real story: two brothers and myself were doing some phone witnessing in the library of my kingdom hall. on the copier was a lil spray container of...something, i didn't know what. and w...

theremin Aug 28, 2003

I was one the sufferers of fivezero's hey-what's-in-this-spray-bottle-i-wonder-let's-see-cuz-the-last-thing-i-expect-is-it's-something-harmful-but-if-it-is-well-that's-fine-i-have-the-urge-to-spray...

suchgr8heights suchgr8heightsOG 2003

HAHAHAHA that was hilarious...it reminds me of this one day, when me and Brian were young, I wasn't feeling good so I was sleeping on the couch in the living room. Brian gets this EVIL thought in his head, runs to the kitchen, shuffles through the spice cabinet and emerges with pepper and subsequently sprinkles it all over my nose and eyes. Suddenly I feel this tingling sensation and hear the faint restrained giggle of my brother who is hovering over me. Just as I begin to open my eyes, he's gone! And ALL the pepper is now sinking slowly into my eyes...So, quick! I run to the sink screaming my head off...I must have rinsed my eyes out for an hour until the burning finally ceased...

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