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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

my hamster once saved my life. i was eating a carrot and i was choking on it. so i took 'gorki' and shoved him down my throat. and he ate the carrot. so the i had another problem... i started choking on my hamster.. so i just swallowed him. him and his babies.

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