Whats the faster you all have ever walked ?
One time I was walking down the street and made it through a block in like... 6 minutes. i started to sweat. so i saw a blind homeless guy with his mug out asking for something.. so i dripped my sweat into his mug, and he drank and said " thank you sir" i said " you're welcome buddy ". we've been friends since.
you have no friends, save for homeless people who drink sweat out of old coffee cups.
they once set up the speed police car at my street and my sis ran at 27 mph.