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How Fast Have You Gone?

bozo by bozoFounder · Aug 27, 2003 · 504 views · ·

I'm curious to see how fast people have gone in thier Cars, Motorcycles, RollerBlades whatever. If in cars or on motorcycles how fast with out getting caught and with getting a ticket for.... This ought to be good...

I will start. I went 142mph in my 2000GTI on rt 80 right past the Rockaway mall. That was crazy.

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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

Just so i can fit in, i hopped onto my motorcycle and went 140 .. down a 25 mph residential and ran into some poor kids dog. basically slicing it in half with fender. poor thing... then i woke upp.

ekulu ekuluOG 2002 ·

cute, real cute. meaning the dog, of course

ekulu ekuluOG 2002 ·

110, on the freeway while swerving between some other car and a mercedes, or was it a BMW? i dont remeber. wasnt me driving by the way

reaf reafOG 2002 ·

142 in my Eclipse Rte 287 / 70.

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rocksupastarFounder ·

127 in my saturn... and 121 in my 82 Mazda 323. But i dont do that anymore, i ahve turned over a new leaf!

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

katie told you no, didn't she??

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

hahahaha. that was awesome.

barrytoastmen barrytoastmenOG 2003 ·

the fasted i have ever done is 38.5 miles per hour
but that was also on my mountain bike because i do not have my license so i am not going to be going on the road
P.S. i did get pulled over though for going that fast on my bike ------ of course that was by my dad so i dont know if that counts

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 stupid · (edited)

Whats the faster you all have ever walked ?

One time I was walking down the street and made it through a block in like... 6 minutes. i started to sweat. so i saw a blind homeless guy with his mug out asking for something.. so i dripped my sweat into his mug, and he drank and said " thank you sir" i said " you're welcome buddy ". we've been friends since.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

you have no friends, save for homeless people who drink sweat out of old coffee cups.

malibu malibuOG 2001 ·

they once set up the speed police car at my street and my sis ran at 27 mph.

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

i'd just like to brag about how i never do less then 20 miles over the speed limit and have never gotten a ticket...well...........yet

bozo bozoFounder ·

thats pretty cool, but you live in PA right? so that makes it easy all back roads and no cops also cheap if you get a ticket...i mean 'when' you get a ticket... it will happen. unless you can put on the waterworks and make the cop feel bad. they don't fall for that when i get pulled over.

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

hahaha, noooooooooooooooooo....i don't live in PA! I'm a New Yorker...don't put me in that PA category!

bozo bozoFounder ·

hahaha, I'm very sorry, it was all a test and by your intense reaction showing you'd despise being from PA you PASS!

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

haha, yay!!!!!

and to think...i had once considered it an option

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 redundant ·

well, i'd like to brag too...i'm the same..been driving for 3 years...never do less then 20mph over the limit and never have even been pulled over!plus i have that niffty PBA card now ;) i decided though, once i get my first ticket..i'm gonna get a radar detector.

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001 ·

Wouldnt getting a radar detector mean that you plan on breaking the law??

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 ·

yeas, thats true, like driving a 5-speed w/o a license, also breaking the law. (wait, i dont think i did..was i 17? hm maybe)

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

well, with or without it, she's still breaking the law

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kabulkabulkabulOG 2003 ·

horray! three cheers for the speed limit. ive never gone 20 over or so, and havent been pulled over. heck im not having my insurance ballooning and risk losing my license to have a couple seconds of 100 mph speed. the fastest is 80 mph.

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 ·

i feel lame after all these numbers but fastest i've gone is 110.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

pssst...dude, we did faster than 110 on the way to the ezabel party...just a heads up

tesoro tesoroOG 2001 ·

oh, i didnt know :) i have so much more respect for you after that! dan can DRIVE! haha, that was the most fun i've ever had driving.

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

don't feel bad janner...best i've done is like 115 or 120...i dont know that my car could do any better then that with its v4 anyway

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

v4??? you don't have a v4. trust me on that.

tinser tinserOG 2002 ·

thats not what i meant to say...i meant 4 cylnder...oops

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

I've only ever hit 110 in my car (I think...). But I was with you, Bozo, oh, yeah, and also iwz, and clarryd when we hit 130 on the way to pittsburgh/mercer one time. (same trip we almost called our last)

iwz iwz ·

i actually wasn't in the car for that ride. i think i like flew in from virginia or something. but i saw the picture of the speedometer at 130, and larry turned around smiling at the camera. hahaha

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

doh! you're right! I remember that, now. Dang.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

BONUS QUESTION: What's the fastest you've ever gone while out in service?

iwz iwz ·

hahaha... hm, 35. gotta travel slow to maximize your time.

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003 ·

reminds me of the time i slept over my friend's house near Teaneck. Teaneck's like 45 minutes away from me right? well anyway we went out in service saturday and did some calls, and me being silly said "i have a call" and his parents took me seriously. so we drove 45 minutes to my call in my town and drove back another 45 minutes. man that was tiring. my friend whispered to me: "they only did it for the time" :)

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

HAHHAHAHA...dude who's your friend in teaneck?? is his name chuck, and does he love cars?

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003 ·

lol nope, but his name is Adam W. and he loves cars too

yodasucka yodasuckaOG 2003 ·

I KNO ADAM! well really i kno his sister Chantal haha

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

What does she look like cause I think I know her..but maybe I know someone else with a similar name?

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003 ·

sweet! forreste was tellin me she knew chauntelle too. adam's like a big brudda to me. i like stayin over their house, it's fun! field service too!

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

I just got back from Unassigned territory in South Dakota, and where I was out in the ministry, there were no speed limits. I hit 107 on the main road, going to the territory! I hit about 90 on someone's multi-mile dirt driveway! Ahhh, good times.

bozo bozoFounder ·

jhahaha on the driveway.... thats classic... noone can top that

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

Bastidas' Rule! (dang, that just doesn't have the same ring to it)

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exitstageleftOG 2003 ·

85 isn't really that fast. but it sure seems a lot faster when you're in a 45 mph zone. stinkin route 70.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

125 in a car. 130 on my bike. Going 125 in a car feels like walking around a park neked, compared to going 130 on a motorcycle... that feels more like walking around a park while a thousand bee's sting you and pollinate you...neked.

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003 ·

wow.. 142?? that's insane! my cousin went 110 mph driving me to six flags. he can't get a ticket cuz he has a Marine license

bozo bozoFounder ·

yeah i was actually with a coworker and he has a navy badge so maybe that would helped us get out of jail

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apersonFounder ·

DON'T tell IWZ but I did 105 in his WRX! IT was not on purpose which makes me embarrassed. And Ian, didn't know the Vovlo could go that fast!

fivezero fivezeroOG 2003 ·

fastest i went in a car was 115 or so in a Honda Accord v6 coupe. i didn't push that hard either. but the fastest i've ever gone was when i was a passenger in wlkngplygrnds Accord v6. we went 125 WITH four people in the car and a trunk FULL of amps on a long straight shoulderless stretch of the PA turnpike.

walkngplaygrnd walkngplaygrndOG 2003 ·

yes . . . yes we did . . . it was exceedingly smooth . . . PS I love my mistress

magnum magnumOG 2001 ·

like 145 in my car, and 160+ in a friends car, needle was burried past the 160 mark so who knows but with the limiter off they can go like 190.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

what can go 190?

magnum magnumOG 2001 ·

300zx and supra can definetly do it. Im sure viper and z06's can get up there also.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

I meant, your friends car was a _____________ (fill in the blank with the make, model, and approximate year)

magnum magnumOG 2001 ·

im not saying his did 190, it prolly was only like 163, and it was a 91 Nissan 300zx. But other cars of the same model have gone that fast.

iwz iwz ·

Fastest I've gone is 110mph in mom's volvo wagon on the way home from school one day. shhh don't tell her.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

hahah was she suprised when you got home from school at 3:02??

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apersonFounder ·

In school: so that must have been the grey volvo wagon when it had over with 250,000 miles on it? WOW!

iwz iwz ·

yep! hahaha. crap.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

142 is simply ridiculous. seriously, since 80 is paved even worse than staten island, if that's at all possible. crazy, brandon.

deanh77 deanh77Founder ·

isn't this how fast WITHOUT getting a ticket? stay on topic people.

deanh77 deanh77Founder funny ·

oooh lets have a contest and the first one who dies wins a trip to the Lake of Fire!

reaf reafOG 2002 ·

ha ha ha ha
man you say some of the funniest stuff!

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002 ·

Uhh..90 on route 80 in my dads saturn.

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

i got pulled over doing 89 in a 70. i'm not sure what happened, exactly- just that i was late for school. stupid 2.8 liter VR6 VW minivan! and i got a ticket too! fortunately, since i didn't have a valid british driver's license, i didn't get any points.

forrestina forrestinaOG 2002 ·

hah id rather not say...but i didn't get any points

bozo bozoFounder ·

I think my highest ticket ever was at 82 in PA somwhere. expensive.

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