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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

Would you rather have the body shape of a pear and a face that was square? or would you rather be an alcoholic who can only say the following three words : JEW, RACIST, CHICKEN .

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

would having a square face improve shaving, and shaving time? Less cuts, less blood on my meeting shirts, and less time spent??

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

well picture a box... not picture the box where your head is. and it's all flat... flat nose... flat lips..flat eyes....

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

If I was shaped like a pear, could I taste like one? Cause I'd probably be delicious.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder ·

Further, would I live in fear of people or animals trying to eat me?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

animals would only eat you if you walked around naked. and remember you are too poor to have money

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002 ·

you would be able to eat yourself but only if your plane crashed in the ANDES and you have been without food for 4 weeks and there were no goats..

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