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ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

Would you rather have the body shape of a pear and a face that was square? or would you rather be an alcoholic who can only say the following three words : JEW, RACIST, CHICKEN .

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

would having a square face improve shaving, and shaving time? Less cuts, less blood on my meeting shirts, and less time spent??

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

well picture a box... not picture the box where your head is. and it's all flat... flat nose... flat lips..flat eyes....

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

If I was shaped like a pear, could I taste like one? Cause I'd probably be delicious.

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

Further, would I live in fear of people or animals trying to eat me?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

animals would only eat you if you walked around naked. and remember you are too poor to have money

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

you would be able to eat yourself but only if your plane crashed in the ANDES and you have been without food for 4 weeks and there were no goats..

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