Would you rather have the body shape of a pear and a face that was square? or would you rather be an alcoholic who can only say the following three words : JEW, RACIST, CHICKEN .
would having a square face improve shaving, and shaving time? Less cuts, less blood on my meeting shirts, and less time spent??
well picture a box... not picture the box where your head is. and it's all flat... flat nose... flat lips..flat eyes....
If I was shaped like a pear, could I taste like one? Cause I'd probably be delicious.
Further, would I live in fear of people or animals trying to eat me?
animals would only eat you if you walked around naked. and remember you are too poor to have money
you would be able to eat yourself but only if your plane crashed in the ANDES and you have been without food for 4 weeks and there were no goats..