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you guys have to see this one state skit, its a gameshow called "what would you rather?" and the choice the guy is given is "you can lick a cows butt, or... you can make out with your mom"

then when the guy reluctantly chooses the cows butt, the host is all "UGHGHH!!! THATS SO DISGUSTING!! WHAT A PERVERT!!" then they just keep it going

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