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flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

Which would you rather? Be pulled under an esculator, or slide down a giant cheese grater neked?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

what would i be wearing while being pulled under an escalator... and what can of chees grater are we talking about, a ron popeil special?

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

I was thinking something heavy duty, but not too fancy. More like a hand held. Imagine yourself sliding down a 1 mile version of one of these: http://www.cooking.com/products/shprodde.asp?SKU=112300

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

which part of my body would i be sliding down on? and would this being during a sun burn or when my skin is just nice and tan ?

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

face first, belly side down. This will be done at any time--your choice-tan or no tan, burn or no burn. But, due to the time of day that you'd be sliding down, you'd probably get burnt a little by the metal cheese grater itself.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

hmm tough question... am i a hemophiliac? you know.. that thing where you blood doesn't clot..? and if my blood does clot... do i enjoy picking my scabs?

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

you tell me, are you and do you?

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

no my blood clots perfectly, i have an amazing set of hemogoblins.. and yes i do enjoy picking my scabs... it feels strangely appealing for some reason. so i guess my final answer is.......... i'd rather shoot myself in the face and get dragged under the escalator.

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

Would your entire body be pulled under the esculator..and if so will you die?

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

yes, your whole body would be pulled under, and no, you wouldn't die...you'd feel alot of pain though

thatdarngirl thatdarngirlOG 2002

So much pain that you would eventually pass out?

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jollycandymanOG 2001

now this chese grater? Juts how giant is it?

flomojopoanode flomojopoanodeFounder

Opie, see reply #17

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jollycandymanOG 2001

ooh, so stylish i kind of am looking forward to sliding down it

iwz iwz

haha you're sick man. get a job!

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jollycandymanOG 2001

hahahahahahaha, ok

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