i'm being serious. i'm not an **** allll the time. i imagine he'd pick on judas iscaiot, george washington, and the pope!
edited by for language!
Well, George Washington wasn't alive when Dante wrote. (He's about two hundred years later.) And while there are several popes serving their time in Dante's Hell, they are not being personally tortured by Satan.
Whoops. Make that 450 years later.