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thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

the old star wars were decent, but the new ones seem pretty corny. episode 1 i thought was a pretty dumb movie, i saw it once in the theater and have absolutely no desire to see it again. and, Attack of the Clones??? you can just tell that it's going to be a cornball movie. george lucas is a flaming weirdo, and he's annoying with how he tries to make so much money off of his stupid movies by releasing them in 500 different stages: original star wars, enhanced original starwars, original star wars on DVD, enhanced original star wars on DVD, episode 1 on VHS, episode 1 on DVD, original star wars tatoo right accross your BUTT!! stupid george lucas. just watch SPACEBALLS. its better anyway.

rocksupastar rocksupastarFounder

you should be flogged....

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

I think that "Trek to the Future" is a better idea.

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

or what about "thumb wars" LOL LOL LOL!

punkprincess punkprincessOG 2001

i agree! Star Wars Episode 1 was soooooo good! Queen Am-Id-Ala RULES!

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

you must be misinterpreting me somehow. i just totally dissed episode 1!

iwz iwz

that's why she replied to mike's comment, not yours.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

i realize that! now...

iwz iwz

haha, you'll probably love this little flash movie parody of attack of the clones. after that, you might appreciate this site too, since it's a reproduction of the original star wars, all in ascii art!

g.f.s.rocks g.f.s.rocksOG 2001

The first link you had was soooo funny...wasnt that the voice to that actor who did that cartoon of The Critic?? IT was definitly an interesting link, the second one was pretty cool cause of all the lame animation or "texation", but thanks, something worthwhile to see while I waste my time.

thefunkyfresh thefunkyfreshFounder

that was SO funny

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