for kicks--ask them to honestly answer these questions: "did you have me on purpose or was i an accident? was i planned or was i just a product of heated passion and contraceptive unpreparedness?" tell them they have to answer truthfully under God's blue sky. if my mom said she wished she never had me--"i'd say, sucks for you, but i'm here and i freaking rock! i define you! I'M THE BEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO YOU!"