will i always be forced to wear underwear? or when i wear kilts can i go commando ? ... and will my iambi pentameter be monotonic ?
if you aren't wearing the underwear, you must wear an all steel wool jock strap (I'd go with the underwear)
this is good for doing the pots and pans while taking a shower
no is the steel wool susceptible of falling apart and releasing jagged edges? and with the steel wool will i be allowed to always carry around a bottle of detergent , in case there is chaffing