on the first episode of reno911 they had Jehovah's witness gag. two witnesses are walking down the street and the cops hop out of their car, draw their guns and shout for them to get on the ground. the witnesses fall down and the cops are telling them there's an APB for a couple of guys in suits prowling the neighborhood. the witnesses are all blubbering, saying "don't hurt us" and crap. the cops are still yelling at them saying "stop crying, stop crying" it's a hoot. then the cops just run off and get back in the car. when they drive away the one cop says "HAHA, APB my @$$" meaning there wasn't a call about two guys in suits prowling around--they just like to oppress witnesses. i laughed and then stopped laughing and then i laughed again just stop and never begin again. in the end i was left emotionally bereft.