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ilikebirds Sep 10, 2003

ohhhh dean would you like this one? dean..? anyone... ohhh i can't .. i just can't.

omegatweeter Sep 10, 2003

hey are you tryin to trick me again? "i may be illiterate, but i'm not stupid!"

ilikebirds Sep 10, 2003

sorry. just pictured you on a no carb diet... and to enjoy some bread.. you popped it in the microwave for 10 seconds and said.. " ahhhh nice.. carbs all gone" and then began to eat

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002

hahahhah hey dude do you think raw pasta has carbs while re-heated pasta does not??

"what are we having for our diet, honey?"
"Well there's some left-over pasta, thank goodness for the microwave!"

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003

lol *shrugs* i didn't know, but now i do. yo i love microwaves.

ilikebirds ilikebirdsOG 2002

yea they are great at killing germs and bacteria and viruses. if you ever get a cut on your hand and it's infected.. stick your hand in the microwave for about 3 seconds.. and BAM no more infection

omegatweeter omegatweeterOG 2003

i guess kisses on the booboo don't work as good.

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