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sugabluejennnie Sep 12, 2003

Yeah Can You Give Me Directions To Get To Your House From LOS ANGELES???

skaorsk8 skaorsk8OG 2002 ·

sure. no problem.

Directions from LA:

Drive to LAX. Wonder why a airport is named the abbreviation for laxitive. get on plane. watch tv. drool. go to the bathroom. ask "are we there yet"? get told "no we didn't take off yet."

6 hours later-

land in newark. watch out for poeple with guns. inquire "which way to mahwah?" be scared when people laugh at you. get back on plane.

sugabluejennnie sugabluejennnieOG 2002 ·

oh thank you kindly so how much will this laxitive cost

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rocksupastarFounder ·

well, dan doesnt have to drink any of that stuff, just feed him milk and cheese, and he is well on his way.

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